On flattery

You like to talk much more than to make sense.

doctors have no holidays

We are crappy doctors to ourselves - either we mistake the diagnosis, can't find the right medicine, or even if the drug is right - we tend to overdose it.

the unless condition

Confession is the first step to a black eye or a spoiled evening.

sessy time

The sexiest part of your body is brain. Not yours, but mine.

clear looks, bad shots

Then again life's no basketaball (even though it is) - here bad shots don't fall.

On unbearable weights

If you can't be replaced then you can't be promoted!

džangl fīva

Esmu jūras otrā krastā, karstā, karstā, karstā, ha!

Russian for beginners

There are very few more amusing things than chatting in Russian :).

how do you say cum laude in english?

- blooooody bastard!

now how refinements

Living is about doing things you can't do and the things you don't know how to do. The rest is just intertia and induction.