Oh watta paradoxas

You're not likely to get your fair share just by being fair.

open late, seven days a week

Life is sarcasm about the sarcasm.

carelessDayCount = cleanSockCount / 2

On new decent gear

to retool you need to go to another barracks

On

People's willingness to think that they are manipulated with is inversely proportional to the extent they are manipulated with. And vice versa.
People's eagerness to convice the others that they are manipulated with is proportional to the extent they themselves are manipulated with. Without vice versa.

You're just another kind of me.

Bouncing off and rebounding

Quite an unresting feeling. Floating somewhere in the air between too much and nothing.

Hi ;)!

Unsatisfiable inquiries

Pofessaah: "Ok, but try to be short."
Me: "Yeah, tell me about it..."

Oh such a luvly turing machine

At least some silver lining of that dark gloomy cloud of studies. Taken from "Computability and logic" - all rights breached :P.

Beating expectations

It's when you experience the stuff before the progress bar gets there

One step at the time, there's no need to rush

Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me, grill me

Yeah, though a bit cheesy

How can you tell a germanophone?

"Here, this system works on cold beer."
Or smthn.
If it doesn't work out - either you have bad hearing or the experiment object is a wunderkind ;).

Unfortunately

In logics, if you want to play piano, you have to be able to carry it as well.