what is your favorite four-legged friend?

Crawling Megan Fox.

Against the ground of cos

while standing, your tan is infinitely times better than your sin

so fly 8)

If you see a crocodile... ok, whatever

had to say it once and for all, tho nothing new

In German a young lady is sexless

liveness property 2

If you're fine with not being fine then you might as well be dead.

tā gan

Ja pats esi auns, nevajag vainot cirpēju

On fruitful efforts

A: "So how's your thesis?"
B: "Man... I haven't been playing so much Minessweeper in my whole life."

probiased

Trying to be objective is exhausting. And second - it's boring.

Emmm

Under the sheets

This made my evening (no embedding ):. And why should I bother trying to compare her to someone else? I still hope that stuff like this will keep some guys away from producing another Kesha or smthn.

Power play

I can override your style!

One life stand

This is smthn - watching the first time I didn't even realize where's the camera at.

circumstances, conditions and too round pears

Thinking that something disturbs or derails you, mostly is just a part of wishful thinking

We'll just try to learn from it. But I'm kind of tired of these learning experiences

buggy ride

It's tempting to think that the current bump is the last obstacle and that thereafter you can turn the cruise control on.

The beat for a morning treat

Just got amused by those guys dancing in school uniforms combined with ever appealing rhyming in English English.

New yeah

I'm going to wish smthn to someone a)when I mean it; b)when it matters.

Viens janvāris

katrs viens, kas viens, ir pārāk viens