O rly?

A: "Are you french?"
B: "Yeah! How did you know?"
A: "By your accent."
B: "But I don't have an accent!"

All ride?

A logician will let you drive his car only if you know how to dismantle its engine, name all parts of it and thereafter assamble it back so that the car goes at least as good as before.

Fruitless reasoning

having lots of time to think doesn't necessary broaden the set of viable options... much... generally...

P&P

Mostly you can't escape being on the weak side, though what you can avoid is being on the sucker's side.

For the remainder of the year

To do a single thing right.

Mapping

It's all just a game, even when at stake is everything.

some for gold, some for a hand to hold

Great stuff for post-fail mood :).

Infernity

Nothing can help a guy whose burning ass doesn't make him run

Freak in Italy

No, I'm not cold!

Even Steven kh kh

A: "Hi, I'm so happy to see you again!"
B: "Oh, you're still alive?"

While sitting at cafe

It used to be a modern trend to display the IT and technology surge in overall by a guy sitting somewhere anywhere else but office with his laptop. Now I hope it will gradually switch to the notion that either he can't organize his time or he's just addicted to it.

The most scoring ego's argument

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Still an animal

At last the most animalous song has been hooked up with an animalicious video. And as well it pleases me to see that Friendly fires have made the nerdiest Caribbean-theme video so far :).

Alt "piece of cake"

you don't need a calculator to figure that out

Converging accents

After returning to bz somehow one of the first things you recognize are the accents of the others - seems like they've got even more characteristic then they were, so that it takes more efforts to get the sense. Or maybe it's just the matter of adjusting (to English in general?) and in a week I won't notice any difference. In either case I guess that you use the English in the environment where it's nobody's mother tongue your accent might improve till it converges to some "best possible". But the same time it might evolve in the wrong direction if you feel too comfortable with the way it's easier for you to talk (not the way that should be correct by the standard) and you don't see any obstacles in conveying your ideas while deliberately worsening your accent.

Tvoi plastjinki slushala ja... la la la

So far one of the catchiest tunes of Russian pop music this year, yet not a banal one. Of course a hot girl hanging around in underwear doesn't spoil much the impression of the song :).