Q: what do sheep count when they want to fall asleep?
A: dunno what they count but they are definately sheep.

escalation

our walk in a park, it becomes more and more adventurous by every time we talk about it. And then at one point it gets that much exciting that we can't help ourselves pulling together for a replay :).

the dull cherry on top

no you don't explain sarcasm - just fire another bullet

Coffee's never too strong, your morning just might be too soft

jolly apocalypsis

the end is near, just grab it and sha-sha-shake it up

unpuzzld

there's no solution cos it's not a puzzle

rewalk, retalk

I know how it all will end, though got no clue why.

walking the line

there's no chance - i get burned at every misstep

good code = NP

coders' daily

wearing the same thoroughly salted jeans 3 weaks in a row takes a special state of mind

3 day weak end

your best stuff? you just have to give it away. keep the crap. heads-up ;)

universe defined 2

we're bound by our beliefs and this universe is closing in

universe defined

everything's exactly as good as what you can do with it

cc - not in law

Here's the original version. And I bet there's some 8-bit version as well :).

Monkeying

Not all things that take a lifetime are worthwhile.

da bye

Gifts have to be at least a bit selfish, otherwise they hardly ever make much sense.

work, work

never assume anything

round, right round repertoire

The more you repeat yourself, the more you define yourself

Safety

If you don't build anything, then nothing can crash

Into the woods, into the trees

Misenterpretation is a leap towards innovation. The bigger the delusion the longer the leap.

-No kā taisa augu eļļu?
-No treknām puķēm ;)

the illusive

world's flat. when you take off those 3d glasses

flattening it out

it's not the sense of humor, it's the sense of life.

the 3rd ring

some suffer is worth the cause, some suffer is only worth the suffer

3d reždžis

"Ņemot vērā, ka mūsu attiecības ir nekādas, tad tās ir pat ļoti sareždžītas"

Session expired

Student's favorite exception

derukaderu

es neceru, bet deru, ka deru

time goes by fast

especially if you're heading in the wrong direction. pure physics.

closing in

An unpleasant inertia? It's when interest gets overrun by a casual lack-of-interest attitude.

hear bear

He who can't bear the truth, doesn't deserve to hear it. But I rather not make the judgement of such capability. Though I should.

Gapping the bridges

No it's just saying something and trying to make sense of it only thereafter - business as usual.

not so apololitical

the best thing you can do with some of your compatriots is not to let them out of your own country, seriously

words fake thoughts

Simple math

Nothing's for free - it's just the matter of who overpays

Socializing

Some share loneliness, some - company. Yeah and I invest an awful lot of effort to create an entry.

On flattery

You like to talk much more than to make sense.

doctors have no holidays

We are crappy doctors to ourselves - either we mistake the diagnosis, can't find the right medicine, or even if the drug is right - we tend to overdose it.

the unless condition

Confession is the first step to a black eye or a spoiled evening.

sessy time

The sexiest part of your body is brain. Not yours, but mine.

clear looks, bad shots

Then again life's no basketaball (even though it is) - here bad shots don't fall.

On unbearable weights

If you can't be replaced then you can't be promoted!

džangl fīva

Esmu jūras otrā krastā, karstā, karstā, karstā, ha!

Russian for beginners

There are very few more amusing things than chatting in Russian :).

how do you say cum laude in english?

- blooooody bastard!

now how refinements

Living is about doing things you can't do and the things you don't know how to do. The rest is just intertia and induction.

Daily reads

I open newspapers just by habit, I hardly ever read anything, even if I find the titles engaging. And actually, I don't read no newspapers.

a gush

What are we saving all that money for? Smthn big and stupid.

a vegetarian somersault

Being objective means projecting your interpretation of conventional common sense on an arbitrary, remote water melon.

prakse

Un dažkārt viss ir kaut kā stihiski pareizi

Morning's first 3 minutes

It's funny how many things can be tentatively canceled in such a short period of time.

the frustrating truth

If you can't provide a nutshell type of dumbproof example, then your point is worth a handfull of peanuts. So while digging the hole deeper, better make sure you extend the ladders as well.

the bright future

funny how things in our brain are the most perfect in the most abstract phases of the implementation; before the detail devil weighs in... :)

twenty smthn anthem

Audacity of being on

Of course, world fame wouldn't have hurt much, but sometimes you're fine with being that radio playing in an empty room. Ok, not empty, cos the doors are open and there are some guys in the other room, sitting on the couch and listening, or maybe not. Better just being on in an empty room than in a crowded one, where anyone whoever feels free to switch the station or change the volume.

Episka sāga trīs cēlienos

Sūc un viņa brāļi

fattylicious sofa potato

For every workout there's a workaround

Pungone in zoo

talk to my

There are three major types of bilateral communication - auditioning, reporting and conversation.

timing 2

The best moment to eat an ice cream is when you want one

Ma jooksen

Latvian Enrique's ambitions obviously exceed the borders of Latvia - his next target Estonian hearts. Actually, I can't wait to hear the Lithuanian version of the song.

Survival essentials

If 3 billion people live in poverty and 5 billion use mobile phones, then 2/3 of poor men can afford a mobile phone.

A tip

If you really need smthn from me, then please don't tell that it can wait.

local alps

In some ways Latvia is like Switzerland. For example, to apply for a meaningful job you have to know at least three languages.

hepī morning

Yeah, and the song is better than his hairstyle, though you don't argue about the taste :).

In my soviet flat

Skat arī šito.

Whenever I'm awake, I'm always late

Pūka

As a computer "scientist" it's nice to have a kat with similar interests - whenever i'm at my pc Pūka is willing to assist me by laying down on the keyboard to chill a bit and hit some arbitrary combinations of keys or to wash herself. Although i have a strong suspicion that the most appealing factor of the pc is that it always heats up :).

medicine supply

In every sarcast there's a small doctor.

some things are perfect till the chorus

I wanted to be with you alone and talk about the weather

df

Society is an institution where rights to moralize are privatized by those who lie and steal the most.

Izdoma

Ja tu spēj to sazīmēt, tad tas varētu arī ko nozīmēt.

the more the gain the less the pain

Concerns about our weight are inversely proportional to the actual overweight.

Pop as it should be.

Timing and sizing

There's a Latvian saying which suggests that one should measure seven times before cutting. However mostly it seems that the more you look at the problem, taking no action, the bigger it gets.

emocijas

jā, un tad abas acis pirmajā kvadrantā

K is one Kth of a lemon

autoepistemic flow

it's type of micro-macro, essentially blurb blurb kind of thing

Not to decide is to decide

Journalists have no holidays

Normally we're pretty much convinced about our "reads" on others. But what if your read is that the other person did a better read on you? Who's on top now? The one who's in front or the one who knows the exact score?

Mans visums

Nav jau tā, ka starp mums nekā nav. Vienmēr ir.