On flattery

You like to talk much more than to make sense.

doctors have no holidays

We are crappy doctors to ourselves - either we mistake the diagnosis, can't find the right medicine, or even if the drug is right - we tend to overdose it.

the unless condition

Confession is the first step to a black eye or a spoiled evening.

sessy time

The sexiest part of your body is brain. Not yours, but mine.

clear looks, bad shots

Then again life's no basketaball (even though it is) - here bad shots don't fall.

On unbearable weights

If you can't be replaced then you can't be promoted!

džangl fīva

Esmu jūras otrā krastā, karstā, karstā, karstā, ha!

Russian for beginners

There are very few more amusing things than chatting in Russian :).

how do you say cum laude in english?

- blooooody bastard!

now how refinements

Living is about doing things you can't do and the things you don't know how to do. The rest is just intertia and induction.

Daily reads

I open newspapers just by habit, I hardly ever read anything, even if I find the titles engaging. And actually, I don't read no newspapers.

a gush

What are we saving all that money for? Smthn big and stupid.

a vegetarian somersault

Being objective means projecting your interpretation of conventional common sense on an arbitrary, remote water melon.

prakse

Un dažkārt viss ir kaut kā stihiski pareizi

Morning's first 3 minutes

It's funny how many things can be tentatively canceled in such a short period of time.

the frustrating truth

If you can't provide a nutshell type of dumbproof example, then your point is worth a handfull of peanuts. So while digging the hole deeper, better make sure you extend the ladders as well.

the bright future

funny how things in our brain are the most perfect in the most abstract phases of the implementation; before the detail devil weighs in... :)

twenty smthn anthem

Audacity of being on

Of course, world fame wouldn't have hurt much, but sometimes you're fine with being that radio playing in an empty room. Ok, not empty, cos the doors are open and there are some guys in the other room, sitting on the couch and listening, or maybe not. Better just being on in an empty room than in a crowded one, where anyone whoever feels free to switch the station or change the volume.

Episka sāga trīs cēlienos

Sūc un viņa brāļi

fattylicious sofa potato

For every workout there's a workaround

Pungone in zoo

talk to my

There are three major types of bilateral communication - auditioning, reporting and conversation.

timing 2

The best moment to eat an ice cream is when you want one

Ma jooksen

Latvian Enrique's ambitions obviously exceed the borders of Latvia - his next target Estonian hearts. Actually, I can't wait to hear the Lithuanian version of the song.

Survival essentials

If 3 billion people live in poverty and 5 billion use mobile phones, then 2/3 of poor men can afford a mobile phone.

A tip

If you really need smthn from me, then please don't tell that it can wait.

local alps

In some ways Latvia is like Switzerland. For example, to apply for a meaningful job you have to know at least three languages.

hepī morning

Yeah, and the song is better than his hairstyle, though you don't argue about the taste :).

In my soviet flat

Skat arī šito.

Whenever I'm awake, I'm always late

Pūka

As a computer "scientist" it's nice to have a kat with similar interests - whenever i'm at my pc Pūka is willing to assist me by laying down on the keyboard to chill a bit and hit some arbitrary combinations of keys or to wash herself. Although i have a strong suspicion that the most appealing factor of the pc is that it always heats up :).

medicine supply

In every sarcast there's a small doctor.

some things are perfect till the chorus

I wanted to be with you alone and talk about the weather

df

Society is an institution where rights to moralize are privatized by those who lie and steal the most.

Izdoma

Ja tu spēj to sazīmēt, tad tas varētu arī ko nozīmēt.

the more the gain the less the pain

Concerns about our weight are inversely proportional to the actual overweight.

Pop as it should be.

Timing and sizing

There's a Latvian saying which suggests that one should measure seven times before cutting. However mostly it seems that the more you look at the problem, taking no action, the bigger it gets.

emocijas

jā, un tad abas acis pirmajā kvadrantā

K is one Kth of a lemon

autoepistemic flow

it's type of micro-macro, essentially blurb blurb kind of thing

Not to decide is to decide

Journalists have no holidays

Normally we're pretty much convinced about our "reads" on others. But what if your read is that the other person did a better read on you? Who's on top now? The one who's in front or the one who knows the exact score?

Mans visums

Nav jau tā, ka starp mums nekā nav. Vienmēr ir.

Wow 2

If you're just another kind of me and everybody's strange, then we're unnecessarily estranged strangers.

I'm a bee

I think it's fair enough to say that will.i.am determines what is pop and the same time manages to make fun of himself and all the rest that's been created before.

Ontologies

The initiative is on your side only until you've been classified

say dzero a good starting point?

So better not start

I can't even express how much I don't care about this! How can you justify such a position without any competence in the field that makes you yawn even by looking at it?

nākamcēdien?

Es redz kūciņ tuļegalā, vien vēlmazliet elīg jārāpjs

An education

We're supposed to aspire to something, something that we have only a blurry idea about until we get there. No wonder, very few are able to excel.

Or maybe it's once again about making your own ways or else you will have to learn the ones of the others.

a treat

If the world didn't need that sheetload of cinisism then it would hold some peace of sanity

should work

Disarm with the silliness, destroy with the wits.

A day in the office

she: "I'm good!"
he: "That's what he said..."

complications, implications

The art of making major changes is not that much about bold radicalism, but rather ability to find a new beginning while not burning down the bridges you've crossed.

Haromony

it's when it's bilateraly evenly hard/easy

On being more human

Please, do give a sh*t!

Where do you come from? What do you study? How is your...

Crap, let's just talk about the snow!

all ride, no enter

Probably the most feasible way you can withstand a good bluffer is buying his every move but the same time leaving him unsure whether you mean it or not.

Sweet tune for gute nacht, cos what you say is very complicated

And who could have thought they're french...

with a slight syntax abuse

A: "You're looser!"
B: "Looser than what?"

Browsing trick

Close ~10 last tabs and you'll arrive at the homepage you were about to revisit.

pēcnokulsējuma pēes vietā

zinkā, bet tas jau tik tā starp mums losīšiem un losītēm runājot

yes - that good!

It's chasing me, but still doesn't know who i am. Ain't that lomantic?

high milk raises all flakes

plāns plāns

If you don't have a plan then you're a part of somebody else's plan.

what is your favorite four-legged friend?

Crawling Megan Fox.

Against the ground of cos

while standing, your tan is infinitely times better than your sin

so fly 8)

If you see a crocodile... ok, whatever

had to say it once and for all, tho nothing new

In German a young lady is sexless

liveness property 2

If you're fine with not being fine then you might as well be dead.

tā gan

Ja pats esi auns, nevajag vainot cirpēju

On fruitful efforts

A: "So how's your thesis?"
B: "Man... I haven't been playing so much Minessweeper in my whole life."

probiased

Trying to be objective is exhausting. And second - it's boring.

Emmm

Under the sheets

This made my evening (no embedding ):. And why should I bother trying to compare her to someone else? I still hope that stuff like this will keep some guys away from producing another Kesha or smthn.

Power play

I can override your style!

One life stand

This is smthn - watching the first time I didn't even realize where's the camera at.

circumstances, conditions and too round pears

Thinking that something disturbs or derails you, mostly is just a part of wishful thinking